Make your Computer Welcome You

 

Do you watch movies? Have you always loved the way how Computers in movies welcome their users by calling out their names? I bet that you too would want to know how you can achieve similar results on your PC and have a computer said welcome.

Then you are at the right place, this article describes exactly how you can make your computer welcome you like this.
With this trick, you can make your Computer welcome you in its computerized voice. You can make your Windows based computer say "Welcome to your PC, Username."
Make Windows Greet you with a Custom Voice Message at Startup
To use this trick, follow the instructions given below:-

1. Click on Start. Navigate to All Programs, Accessories and Notepad.
2. Copy and paste the exact code given below.

Dim speaks, speech
speaks="Welcome to your PC, Username"
Set speech=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice")
speech.Speak speaks

3.  Replace Username with your own name.
     4.  Click on File Menu, Save As, select All Types in Save as Type option, and save the file as Welcome.vbs or "*.vbs".
     5.  Copy the saved file.
     6.  Navigate to C:\Documents and Settings\All Users\Start Menu\Programs\Startup (in Windows XP) and to C:\Users\ {User-Name}\AppData\Roaming\Microsoft\Windows\Start Menu\Programs\Startup (in Windows 8, Windows 7 and Windows Vista) if C: is your System drive. AppData is a hidden folder. So, you will need to select showing hidden folders in Folder options to locate it.
     7.  Paste the file.

Now when the next time you start your computer, Windows will welcome you in its own computerized voice.
Note: For best results, it is recommended to change sound scheme to No Sounds.
You can change the sound scheme to No Sounds by following the steps given below:-

1. Go to Control Panel.
2. Then click on Switch to Classic View.
3. Then Click on Sounds and Audio Devices.
4. Then Click on the Sounds Tab.
5. Select No Sounds from the Sound Scheme option.
6. If you wish to save your Previous Sound Scheme, you can save it by clicking Yes in the popup menu.
7. Click on OK.

Try it yourself to see how it works. In my personal opinion, this is an excellent trick. Whenever I start my PC in front of anybody and the PC welcomes me, the fellow is left wondering how brilliant a computer do I have.

Trick to Change the Colour of Facebook

Most of us are using Facebook.  And most of us login to our account every day. So don't you feel bored of the same old color on the Facebook.  Wanna change the colour of your Facebook account. Here is the trick.

You need to these things with you.

1. Mozilla Firefox Browser
2. Greasemonkey Addon
3. Facebook script

These are the step by step guide to do this.

• Open Mozilla Firefox. If you don't have download it from here.
• Now you have to install Greasemonkey Addon. Download it and add to Firefox from here.
• After it restart Firefox.
• Now you have to install Facebook script. Download it from here.
• And then. Restart your browser again.
• Now go to Facebook.com and login to your account.
• Now go Tools>Greasemonkey>User script Commands>Customize Facebook Colours as the picture bellow. ( In Firefox 4. You can view the menu by pressing alt button. )

• You can now change the colour and click set.

That's it, You are done now. Feel free to comment.

Crazy Notpad trick to open notpad continuously

 

 

This is a simple notepad trick. This simple computer prank consists of a code below that will drive your friend crazy as it opens notepad continuously.

• Open the notepad and just copy the code bellow.

@ECHO off
:top
START %SystemRoot%\system32\notepad.exe
GOTO top

• And save the it as anyname.bat
• Now send this to your friend.

Please Note -  If you want to try this on your computer.  Just double click on it. But beware your system will be slow down and you will be left with no other option than to restart, as this script opens 100’s of notepad window. So if you want to try this.  Save and close your all programmes.

Increase RAM speed using notepad

 

 

Hi friends, In this post I'm gonna tell you a trick to speed up ram by using Notepad. You might have lot of problems sometimes that your computer not responding. You can use this trick and avoid that.  And it's an easy task to do.

Lets start,

• At first open notepad.
• Then type the code bellow.

FreeMem=Space(64000000)

• Now save the file as cleanRam.vbs
• That's it. Open the file (double click) and you are done.

7 Cool Notepad tricks to scare your friends.

 

 

1) Continuously Pop out CD or DVD Drive:

• Open Notepad.
• Copy the code bellow.

Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7")
Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection
do
if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
End If
wscript.sleep 5000
loop

 

• Now save as abc.vbs 
• Send it to your friend now.

 

2) Toggle Caps Lock button On-Off Continuously

• Open Notepad.
• Copy the following code.

Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "{CAPSLOCK}"
loop

• Save it as abc.vbs
• And send it to your friends.

3) Hack keyboard to make it type anything continuously:

• Open Notepad and copy the following code.

Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "You are a fool."
loop

• You can change You are a fool. to any other text
• Save it as abc,vbs 
• And send it to your friends

 

4) Hit Enter Key Continuously :

• Open Notepad and copy the following code.

Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "~(enter)"
loop

• Save it as abc.vbs
• Now sent it to your friends.

5)  Type any message in notepad automatically and scare your friends :

• Open Notepad and type the following code.

WScript.Sleep 1800
WScript.Sleep 1000
Set WshShell = WScript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
WshShell.Run "notepad"
WScript.Sleep 100
WshShell.AppActivate "Notepad"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "Hel"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "lo "
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys ", ho"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "w a"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "re "
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "you"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "? "
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "I a"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "m g"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "ood"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys " th"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "ank"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "s! "

• Now save it as abc.vbs
• And send it to your friends.

6) Hit Backspace Key Continuously :

• Open Notepad and copy the following code.

MsgBox "Let's go back a few steps"
Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "{bs}"
loop

• Save it as abc.vbs and send it to your friends.

7) Show a error message and shut down friends computer :

• Open Notepad and copy the following code.

@echo off
msg * I don't like you
shutdown -c "Error! You are too stupid!" -s

• Save it as abc.vbs and send to your friends.